Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear (Melody- Winter Wonderland) Lacy things the wife is missin', Didn't ask for her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes & silk panty hose, Walkin' round in women's underwear. In the store there's a teddy, With little straps like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night, Walkin' round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown, He'll say are you ready, we'll say whoa man, Let's wait until the wife is out of town. Later on if you wanna, We can dress like Madonna, Put on some eye shade and join the parade, Walkin' round in women's underwear. Lacy things the wife is missin', Didn't ask for her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes & silk panty hose, Walkin' round in women's underwear. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN Yogi Bear (Melody- Camptown Races) There is a bear in the deep dark woods, Yogi, Yogi, There is a bear in the deep dark woods, Yogi, Yogi Bear. CHORUS Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear, There is a bear in the deep dark woods, Yogi, Yogi Bear. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN		Rawhide (Melody same) Rollin', rollin', rollin', My dick is gettin' swollen, I got this doggie rollin', Raw-hide. My knob is hard as leather, But I'll get it in whatever, I wish I could just get the tip inside, Pull 'em down, get 'em off, Get 'em off, pull 'em down, Pull 'em down, Get 'em off, Rawhide. Stick it in, pull it out, Pull it out, stick it in, Stick it in, pull it out, Rawhide. She's movin', movin', movin', Stops my manhood groovin', This doggie won't stop movin', Raw-hide. It's gonna be sore later, But I've been a masturbator, All those years that I've just spent inside, My balls they are aching, From years of wanking, waiting, Waiting to get this damn thing inside. Pull 'em down, get 'em off, Get 'em off, pull 'em down, Pull 'em down, Get 'em off, Rawhide. Stick it in, pull it out, Pull it out, stick it in, Stick it in, pull it out, Rawhide. Rollin', rollin', rollin', My dick is gettin' swollen, I got this doggie rollin', Raw-hide. I don't try to understand her, Just catch and grope and bang her, Now her twat is getting wet and wide, My foreskin's torn and tattered, Her pussy's worn and battered, I've waited so long for this year's first ride. Pull 'em down, get 'em off, Get 'em off, pull 'em down, Pull 'em down, Get 'em off, Rawhide. Stick it in, pull it out, Pull it out, stick it in, Stick it in, pull it out, drop my load inside. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN
The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen (Melody- God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen) The restroom door said "Gentlemen" So I just walked inside. I took two steps and realized, I'd been taken for a ride. I heard high voices, Turned and found the place was occupied, By three nuns, two old ladies and a nurse. What could be worse? Than three nuns, two old ladies and a nurse? The restroom door said "Gentlemen" It must have been a gag. As soon as I walked in, I ran into some old hag. She sprayed me with a can of mace, And hit me with her bag. It just wasn't turning out to be my day. What can I say? It just wasn't turning out to be my day! The restroom door said "Gentlemen", And I would like to find, The crummy little creep, Who had the nerve to switch the sign. Because I've got two black eyes, And one high heel up my behind. Now I'll never sit in comfort or joy. Boy oh boy! Now I'll never sit in comfort or joy. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN		On Top of Old Sophie (Melody - On Top of Old Smoky) On top of old Sophie, All covered in sweat, I've used fourteen rubbers, But she hasn't come yet. For fucking's a pleasure, And farting's relief, But a long-winded lover, Will bring nothing but grief. She'll kiss you and hug you, Say it won't take long, But two hours later, You're still going strong. So come all you lovers, And listen to me, Don't waste your erection, On a long-winded she. For your root will just wither, And your passion will die, And she will forsake you, And you'll never know why. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN