Short Songs

True Blue Hasher Here's To The _____, They're (He's/she's) True Blue (Hashers, Virgins, Namers, Slackers, Dumbass) Here's to the _____, They're true blue. They're a hasher Through and through They're a piss-pot So they say. Tried to go hetero, But they went the other way. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN		He's A Penis Song He's a penis. He's a penis. He's a penis, He's a horse's ass. Ever since he found it, All he does is pound it (slap, slap, slap) He's a penis, He's a horse's ass. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN
Why Was He Born So Beautiful? Why was he born so beautiful? Why was he born at all? He's no fucking use to anyone, He's only got one ball. They say he's a joy to his mother But he's a pain in the asshole to me. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN		Soldier Song Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be, To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee, For cunt, for cunt, to fight for my country, Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, A soldier I will be. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN
Here's To Brother/Sister Hasher Here's to Brother hasher, Brother hasher, Brother hasher. Here's to Brother hasher, May he chug-a-lug. He's happy, he's jolly, He's fucked-up by golly. Here's to brother hasher, May he chug-a-lug. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN		He Ought To Publicly Pissed On He Ought To Publicly Pissed On He ought to be publicly pissed on. He ought to be publicly shot -bang!! bang!! He ought to be tied to a urinal. To lay there, fester, and rot. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN
His 1 Skin Hang Downs to His 2 Skin Song (Melody- My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean) His one skin hangs down to his two skin His two skin hangs down to his three. His three skin hangs down to his foreskin. His foreskin hangs down to his knee. CHORUS: Roll back, roll back, roll back my foreskin for me, for me. Roll back, roll back, roll back my foreskin for me. My body lies over the ocean. My body lies over the sea. My father lies over my mother. And that's how they created me. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN		Whip It Out at the Ball Game Song (Melody- Take Me Out to the Ball Game) Whip it out at the ball game, Wave it round at the crowd. Dip it in jell-o and crackerjacks, I don't care if you give it a whack, 'Cause its' beat your meat at the ball game, If you don't come it's a shame. Cause it's one, two, You're covered in goo, At the old ball game. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN
There Was A Little Bird There was a little bird No bigger than a turd A- sitting on a telephone pole He ruffled-up his neck He shit a little peck And puckered-up his little asshole Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole He puckered-up his little asshole. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN		The Hashstones Song (Melody- The Flintstones) Hashers, meet the Hashers, They're the biggest drunks in history. From the hash of North Pole, They're the leaders of debauchery. Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years. Watch them, as they down a lot of beers. Hashers, meet the Hashers, They're the biggest drunks in history. From the hash of North Pole, They're the leaders of debauchery. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN
The Little Brown Mouse Oh, the liquor was spilled on the barroom floor, And the place was closed for the night, When out from his hole crept a little brown mouse, And sat in the pale moonlight. Oh, he lapped up the liquor on the barroom floor, And back on his haunches he sat, And all night long you could hear him roar, BRING ON THE GODDAMNED CAT! Oh, out came the cat and they had a little spat, And the cat gobbled up on the mouse, And the moral of the story is, YOU CAN'T DRINK LIQUOR ON THE HOUSE! DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN		We've Got Virgins (Melody - Frere Jacques) We've got virgins, We've got virgins, At our hash, At our hash, Gonna get'em drunkered up, Gonna get'em fuckered up, Down the hatch, Up the ass, DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN
Hasher House (Melody- Mickey Mouse club) H-A-S, H-E-R H-O-U-S-E HASHER HOUSE Beer Near HASHER HOUSE Beer Near Forever we will hold our lager high High, high, high Come along and see my schlong It'll only cost you 5 H-A-S, H-E-R H-O-U-S-E HASHER HOUSE Beer Near HASHER HOUSE Beer Near Forever we will hold our lager high High, high, high (slowing down) H-A-S- H-E-R- H-O-U-S-E DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN		Hash House Harriers (Melody: The Addams Family) Their drinking is compulsive and Their running is convulsive, They're morally repulsive, The Hash House Harriers. Da da da da (snap fingers twice) Da da da da (snap fingers twice) Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da Their flatulence is rude and Their genitals protrude when They're running in the nude in The Hash House Harriers. They're always shiggy tracking And constantly bush-whacking, Intelligence they're lacking, The Hash House Harriers DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN
British Sailor Song Me no likey British sailor Yankee pay 5 dollars more Yankee tapping on my window British breaking down the door Yankee takes my clothes off slowly British rip them to the floor Yankee make love to me slowly British rape me like a whore Me no likey British sailor Yankee pay 5 dollars more DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN		Do, Re, Me, Drink Song (Melody: Do, Re, Mi) Dough, the stuff that buys me beer, Ray, the guy who sells me beer, Me, the guy who drinks the beer, Far, a long way to get beer, So, I'll have another beer, La, Yes, I'll have a beer, Tea, no thanks, I'm drinking beer, That will bring us back to, (look into an empty glass) Duhooooooh! DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN
Down-Down Song This is our down-down song It isn't very long DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN