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Away In The Shiggy (Melody: Away in the Manger) For FRB & DFL 1. Away in the shiggy The F.R.B. led The little late bastard Was getting some head The hares on the trail The hash they did Lay... The little late bastard Passed out on the hay 2. The cattle were worried, As hashers ran near, But Little Late Bastard, He needed a beer. While hashers were sweating, The Late One was spry. The keg in the pick-up, Was now half-way dry. 3. The hashers were near now, The hares coming in. The late one was finished, Passed out with a grin. The sheep in the manger, Had nothing to fear. The pack's all gone home now, The hash has no beer. 4. The angels in heaven, Were shocked when he showed. The Little Late Bastard, His cheeks how they glowed. He wretched on St. Peter, And pissed on the gate. "To hell with the bastard, He's too bloody late!" DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN |
You Are My Hashit Song (Melody: You Are My Sunshine) Chorus: You are my hashit, My loving hashit. You make me happy When skies are gray. You'll never know boys, How much we love it. Please don't take my hashit away. The other day boys, While we were hashing. We saw our GM Masturbate. We saw two others Auto hashing. And then the beer truck was late. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN Where Were You Last Week? (Melody- from Hee Haw) For Backsliders Where, Oh where were you last week? Why did you make us hash all alone? You Fat Lazy Bastards, You weren't even here. So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer. Down, Down, Drink it all Down Drink it all Down, Drink all that beer You Fat Lazy Bastards, you weren't even here. So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer. DRINK IT DOWN-DOWN |