Hash Trash 158
When: Saturday July 2, 2011. Starts at 2:00 pm with the Hares away at 2:30 Sharp!
Theme: 4th of July BIATCH Hash! *PG RATED!*
Where: Parking lot on the back side of the Safeway in North Pole.
Hares: I Love The Cock (ILTC) and Fuck Me In Public (FMIP)
Comments: Not for the faint of heart-not real, real hard-but well worth the effort. Trail will have some flat, some up. Some more up. Some shiggy. Some flat. Some down. A little more down. Back up again. Down again. Couple of beer stops, shot stop. Some water, large moose, DO NOT ENTER signs, plenty of mosquitoes.
Directions To The Hash: From the Richardson, take the main Badger Road/North Pole exit. You can see the Safeway from the highway. Go around to the back side of the Safeway/Mall. You will see some hot bitches waiting there to lay (heh, heh, heh!) trail for you.
The On-After will be held the following day (after 2:00 pm) at ILTC/Whiplash's house. Address for that is 2527 Honey Bee Lane in North Pole.
Contact Information: Call ILTC or FMIP if lost or you have some problems or want to beaten about the head with large boobies: Cell 907-978-9364 or 907-750-2127.
Trail comments: Not much to report from this hash. Most Hashers gave up because of the rain and the fact that most of the trail markings were washed away by the rain. The Hares claim to have laid a great trail but we have to take their word on that. The only notable incident was when Mr. Groper took a header, on trail. It must have been a good one because he was knock unconscious for a short while and spent over 2 hours in the ER being told to look at the light, what did he remember and oh by the way you have nice road rash on your arm from the fall. Unfortunately he recovered and will be proudly wearing the DOC SMOCK for a long time. Did I mention he was glowing in the dark from all the X-rays and CT Scans that were taken?
Announcements: Next Hash is ???. Details will be forth cumming!
On-On,
Mr. Groper