Hash Trash 151
Hash: #151 Saturday - 26 June 2010
Theme: She whipped the Solstice out of my Arse!
Time: 1400 (2 PM) hare away at 1430 (2:30)
Location: Gravel pit parking on Thelma Dr.
Trail: A - B
Comments: What to Bring: $, Extra dry clothes, bug spray, summer attire, virgins, liquor, random stuff, condoms, your sorry arse, strippers, towel, telescope, whip & chains, beer, some more dry clothes and shoes for the On After, wine, blankets, hard wood. The On-After will be at Mother Jugs' and Mr. Groper's and will feature combat crochet, barbeque, plenty of cold sacred nectar, light weight stuff for the DD and good adult time by all.
D'erections: From any d'erection on A2 take North Pole Badger Exit and head north on Badger. Turn left on to Lions Rd, Turn Left on to Ann St/Willeda St at the Speedway lounge, Turn right on to Thelma Dr. (the first right), Follow road around corner to end of drive for parking (look for the hash flag or my awesome blue 4 door Honda civic). Otherwise, buy a freaking map!
Hareline: If hopelessly lost or simply want to talk dirty with someone call Whip Lash 325-669-5782
Hashers Present: Jerks His Hassle Hoff, I Love the Cock, Mother Jugs, Mr. Groper, M&M, Nibbles-N-Tits, Fuck Me In Public, Whip Lash
Trail Comments: It sucked! Too flat, no shiggy, no water hazards and no "Do Not Trespass Signs"! We are not sure what the hare was doing but we were taken on a joy ride trail. There were more false trails that we could count and you would have thought the hare was trying to get us lost and that Jerks His Hassle Hoff had to find trail for us three times. We were led through areas where we feared we were going to be shot at, dogs set loose upon us and with each step we feared we were going to be hopeless lost forever. We are still trying to figure out who told the hare that it was okay to use the Right of Ways because they are public property. After getting lost for the third time the pack kind of, sort of moseyed back to the start of the trail, got into their cars and head to Mother Jugs where there was plenty of cold sacred nectar, barbeque ribs and a whole bunch of other goodies to enjoy.
FRB/DFL: Everyone was FRB & DFL
Backsliders: M&M, Nibbles-N-Tits
Blood on trail: I Like the Cock, Whip Lash
Honors: Jerks His Hassle Hoff for finding trail after the pack lost it three times, Whip Lash for haring the past two hashes. This is unique because this is the second hash he has attended with the FCH3.
Violations: I Like the Cock for not having her whistle.
Awarding the Hashit (heinous violations): None
Virgins: None
Visitors: None
Naming: None
Announcements: None
On-On,
Mr. Groper